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Jul 29, 2014
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e1n:

Main Street #acnl

e1n:

Main Street #acnl

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Jul 29, 2014
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Jul 29, 2014
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snorlaxatives:

why the fuck does everyone in the purge movies want to kill people if crime was legal i’d find a way to erase my student debt and also probably steal a bunch of new clothes

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Jul 28, 2014
@ 10:18 pm
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kk-birthday:

EVery single time I see him

kk-birthday:

EVery single time I see him

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Jul 28, 2014
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Jul 28, 2014
@ 9:21 pm
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horror movie opening scene

white girl: i dont like this abandoned insane asylum, zack.

white boy: come on, amanda, 10 years ago tonight, the famous blood skull killer committed his last murder right here and then vanished.

white girl: you're just trying to scare me.

white boy: lmao

they continue walking for a few seconds

*white couple hears noise*

white girl: babe what that??

white boy: i'll go investigate

*leaves her alone*

*choking noises*

white girl: zack!!!

white boy: ha ha just kidding!

white girl: asshole!

white boy: im just playin babe

white girl: that wasnt funny but ur still cute

*playful kiss*

*things turn sexy*

*hear noise*

white boy: i'll go investigate

*he leaves and then there's a silence for a long time*

*maybe a thud*

white girl: zack! this isnt funny anymore zack!

*she walks and he dead*

white girl: ahhh!!

*killer shows up with sickle or quirky weapon that distinguishes him from other horror movie villains*

white girl: ahhh!!!

*white girl runs*

*dead end*

*hides*

*thinks she free n safe*

*guy catches her*

*cuts her*

*she dead*

opening title slashes across screen: BLOOD SLICE IN 3-D


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Jul 28, 2014
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Jul 28, 2014
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aspidelaps:

#that time u met jesus and he was just like haha check out this sweet yo-yo

aspidelaps:

#that time u met jesus and he was just like haha check out this sweet yo-yo

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Jul 28, 2014
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Jul 28, 2014
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Jul 28, 2014
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finalgrrl:

i loooooove personality quizzes and astrology and alignments and personality types because i’m completely obsessed with myself

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Jul 28, 2014
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Jul 28, 2014
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fyspringfield:

Homer’s Dome at SDCC 2014 (via FX)


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Jul 28, 2014
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Jul 27, 2014
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solarselection:

I was gonna say how could you not love Naruto until I realized he left a little girl on top of a big ass water tower, smh get it together bruh not everyone is a ninja.

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